I Swear

Stop it. Stop it. I'm warning you.

... if the Astros come back to take the Wild Card, I will give up all hope in humanity. There should be no way to come back from as far down as they did. Granted, they're still out four and a half games, so they still have a really, really tiny chance of making the playoffs. But that chance is bigger than the really, really minuscule chance they had a month ago. Maybe Ed Wade knows what he's doing ... nah. Just imagine if they still had El Caballo.