Garciaparra to Manage Today

Remember the good ole' days?

Joe Torre is going to allow Nomar Garciaparra to manage the team today. Evidently, Torre did this while he was in New York. Here's Garciaparra's lineup:

Juan Pierre LF (Gotta love the speed man, and he never strikes out)
Angel Berroa SS (He's the Rookie of the Year)
Jeff Kent 2B (Who else has this pop from a second baseman?)
Andruw Jones CF (He's the man. Great defender and has power)
Mike Piazza C (Best offensive catcher ever)
Mark Sweeney 1B (James Loney isn't that good)
Delwyn Young RF (He's one of the brightest prospects in the game)
Nomar Garciaparra 3B (I'll be humble and hit eighth)

The problem, apparently, is that Torre forgot to tell Garciaparra it's not 2003 anymore. At least this way, the Dodgers are resting their starters. You can't expect that much from a guy who spends most of his time in the training room and the disabled list.