A Pain in the Yankee's Neck

We don't know, either. We don't know, either. At least, you've had some really hot chicks.

Carl Pavano's comeback has been put on hold again. This time, he had a stiff neck in the bullpen. All I can say is ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. But seriously, HAHAHAHAMIKEHAMPTONHAHA. Really? A stiff neck? I guess if Mike Hampton can eventually work his way back, then Pavano can as well, but Hampton at least pulled something instead of having a stiff neck. How does that affect your pitching anyway? If all it does is make it uncomfortable, then he has to understand how uncomfortable his contract his. Seriously though, a stiff neck? That might top Hampton's pulling a groin while walking (walking) on a treadmill. Nope, but it's close.