Alfonso Soriano was hit by a pitch from Jeff Bennett a couple days ago and is on the DL. Initially, doctors said it would take 6 weeks to heal, but now, Soriano says he'll be back sooner. Hmm, well, how would this happen. A fully qualified doctor says that it will take 6 weeks to heal, but Soriano, not a qualified doctor, says it won't take that long. Which leads to a few questions. Is this just a stunt to show the people of Chicago that he cares (but ultimately, really ... really wants to start the All-Star Game, which ironically is around the time he should be healed or why he would want to be healed faster)? Does he know voo-doo or magic spells to heal himself (if he does, can he talk to Atlanta and share because they could use it)? OR is he using HGH to heal himself faster (okay, maybe not, but in this day and age, are we sure?)?
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